Funny

You can scream "fascist!" while demanding censorship, decry capitalism from your iPhone, and insist men can get pregnant—but somehow, when we point out the insanity, you still think we're talking about someone else. No, lefties. We mean you.

Imagine a wet market across from a high-security virology lab—what could go wrong? But don’t worry, it’s not a lab leak, it’s just coincidence! Also, the vaccine? Totally safe, unless you count totally expected side effects.